The Birth of a New Direction featuring the Diabetes Fairy

I have decided to take my blogging to a new direction.
I've decided to change my Blog of incoherent thoughtful musings of politics and religion.
It will now be turned into a sort of roman a clef.

I have done this for many reasons. I feel it will be easier to incoherently babel about events of my life, and add my thoughts and feelings about current experiences. Rather than try and piece together a jaded confused piece that hopefully would be thought provoking. It importantly will be easier to write and quicker to put out something. Which will mean that i will hopefully write more.
Yes more!
I know all the people who -don't really-read this are going to be super excited, at my increase of productivity.
This blog was created as an outlet to practice my writing, and as you can see it was as effective as eating yourself slim with cakes. You enjoy yourself, but suddenly you're completely round and visited by the diabetes fairy. That sugar infested fat winged bitch.
Incidently I feel this would be the end to the child obesity epidemic. We need to circulate the idea that if you eat too many cakes and sweets,  the diabetes fairy scurries into your open-sleep induced-mouth, kicking at your teeth with her doc martens. (yes she is a lesbian). After she squeezes through your tight gullet, she emmits a  greyish green ooze that clogs up your blood, as she heads to your kidney. When she arrives, she chomps on part of your kidney and then regurgitates the chewed organ into your digestive tract.Finally, punching her way through your (insert relevant sexual organ). Until you can only feel pain and the taste of your crimson mixed tears.
Why, your child may ask?
The answer is clear. She was sexually abused by Tinkerbell and the Tooth Fairy.
....................Maybe, I should write childrens books.

Anyway I digress.
Inspired by Hunter S Thompson's Novels, I hope to write about my experiences. I understand that my life is not as exciting and I do not have a 'voice' like the great man. My Blog will be like a jaded confused man, who leads quite an average life.

Again I can almost feel the excitement stirring in the loins of my readers, both male and female.

Here are some things you readers can look forward to:
An increase of incoherrent ramblings and messages
An insight into my slightly odd and perverted way of looking at things.
An insight into my slightly odd and perverted life
Many incidents of accidently eating Nestle products even though i have enforced a self imposed life time ban
My obsession for crisps
.......Hopefully less of the last one.